Beautiful Singer

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Me: “Sorry, I couldn’t get a ticket for your evening concert. They were all sold out.”
Gus: “Aww, but now you won’t get to hear my beautiful singing voice!”

More wine, mum?

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Me , “Gus, how come your car seat is in the house?
Gus, “We took a taxi home”
Me, “Ah, did mum have a glass of wine?”
Gus leans in and says with a smirk, “More like 5 glasses.”

Weekdays

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Me: “Feels like a Sunday today.” Gus: “It is Sunday.” Me: “No, it’s Monday”. Gus: “Oh, well it feels like a Wednesday to me”.”

Roofy

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Walking home from school we pass a guy on a ladder with a hose cleaning his roof. Gus shouts at him with a little bit of snarky sarcasm in his voice: “Hey! Good luck cleaning your roof!””

Legoless

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“Playing The Lego Lord of the Rings video game, Gus says, “why is his name Legolas? Is it because he doesn’t have any Lego?””

Santa Calling

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I was on the phone talking to Gus pretending to be Santa (Claus). As he was telling me his list he pauses and says to Santa, “You gettin’ this down?”

The C Word.

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Gus: “Hey Dad, I know what the “C” word is, do you know?” Me: “Um, I think so. What do you think it is?” Gus: “Crap”. Me: Whew.

The Dangerous Kitchen

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Gus: “That haunted frying pan better not be on the porch when I get home or I’ll be super mad!”

I Don’t want to go to Disneyland.

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Gus asked when we could go to Disneyland. I suggested that maybe he could go without me. I told him that I’m too old for that place. He says to me; “Well you could just stand around. Or sit. You’re good at that. Maybe have a couple of drinks, a bite to eat…”

Lazer Blades

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So I says to Gus, “But what if I had razor blades in my pocket?” Gus says back,”You don’t have lazer blades in your pocket!”